Bill's looking out for his Factor Gear.

Expanding on his boycott nearly three years ago of products made in France and an earlier call to boycott Pepsi, Bill O’Reilly yesterday called for Americans to ban all competitors to his “Factor Gear.”

O’Reilly took an oath on his cable news show The O’Reilly Factor last night claiming that every coffee mug, windbreaker, t-shirt, keychain—all his Factor Gear—was specifically made in countries other than France.

“In this new age of globalization,” O’Reilly stated in a press release, “You really don’t know where stuff is made. It may say Mexico, but it could be France. The label on your sweat shirt may read Indonesia, but it could have been manufactured in France. You may see a stamp on your baseball cap that reads, ‘Made in Taiwan,’ but it might have been produced in France.”

O’Reilly continued, “As a patriotic American who watched in horror as France denied support for the obviously justified war in Iraq, I just don’t want to see them get an American penny. We saved their asses in World War II and the Iraq War was just as legitimate.”

Each item of Factor Gear has a prominent label that reads “Not Made in France.” O’Reilly admits that he doesn’t know where all his knick-knacks are manufactured but he maintains that, without a doubt, nothing is made in France.