Bill O'Reilly: He can't even lie on his own...

Yesterday the Liars Guild of America (LGA) joined the Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike. As a result, The O’Reilly Factor on FOX News will be forced into reruns immediately.

Bill O’Reilly refused to comment for this story. Howard Kurtz, a media analyst for The Washington Post, thinks this could be the end of O’Reilly’s top-rated show.

“Now that O’Reilly’s ‘No-Spin Zone’ has been exposed as an All-Lies Zone, I don’t see how he can ever come back,” Kurtz predicted.

Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and other conservative commentators are smart enough to create their own lies. O’Reilly, however, has always relied on a highly-paid group of professional liars.

According to a source at FOX News, who did not want to be identified, Bill O’Reilly “is just too dumb to come up with his own good lies.”

Al Franken featured Bill O’Reilly in a book called “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.” Yesterday, he was eager to comment on the surprising news.

“I really feel vindicated,” Franken began. “Finally, Bill O’Reilly can no longer lie about his lying about being a liar who lies constantly. Now everyone knows he’s a lying liar who pays liars to lie."