Leader of agnostic group Nobody Knows: "We know we don't know."

“We’re going to burn down the whole world, because we don’t know,” the leader of an agnostic extremist group called Nobody Knows said yesterday in a video delivered to CBS News in Los Angeles.

Wearing a black ski mask with a white question mark, the unidentified man appeared in front of dozens of containers of gasoline.

“Most of the world thinks they know what nobody knows. But we know we don’t know, so we have to burn down the whole world and start from scratch. We’re sorry, but it’s the only way.”

At the end of the short video, dozens of men and women with flame throwers, all wearing black ski masks with a question mark, chant for two minutes: “We know we don’t know! We know we don’t know!” and then for another two minutes: “Nobody Knows! Nobody Knows!” Finally, they bow before a giant white question mark.

Authorities at all levels of government are scrambling to find any information on this new domestic terrorist group. But currently, nobody knows anything about Nobody Knows.

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