Guys, she's not necessarily out of your league. Tell her she has fat ankles and her ears are too big.

NOTE: It took me 20 years to come up with the following patented formula. GQ magazine bought the rights to the full story, below is a short version.

So you're a stupid, fat and/or ugly guy. You think that you're limited to stupid, fat and/or ugly women. I'm here to tell you that it doesn't have to be that way.

First of all, you’re going to have to ignore your physical and mental shortcomings if you ever expect her to. And if you’re a nice guy like me, you’re going to have to change that.

Face it, a lot of attractive women tend to date and marry assholes. Learning to be one is the first step toward a fulfilling relationship with an attractive woman.

When you see a beautiful woman you’d like to ask out, the best approach is to utilize careful criticism. Instead of ogling at her like other men, slice and dice her self-esteem by citing fictitious physical flaws.

Example 1:

“Hi, my name’s <your name>, it’s really nice to meet you. I don’t normally do this, but you’d really look beautiful if you didn’t have a funny-looking chin.“

Before making this comment, let us assume that she perceived you to be stupid, fat and/or ugly. After this clever and insightful remark, all of a sudden she may become so insecure about her looks that her standards for a man drop precipitously. She’s in unfamiliar territory and emotionally vulnerable. Then you slip in to become an anchor of strength and honesty.

Remember: you’re not going to change yourself into an intelligent, fit and handsome man, so you have to bring her down closer to your level. Once you do that, ask her out. The secret is carefully timed and delivered insults.

Example 2:

“Wow, you’d be really pretty if you had blue eyes and $20,000 to spend on a good plastic surgeon.”

When a woman is truly stunning and seemingly flawless, don’t despair. In this example, the key is that you’re not specific about her flaws yet the $20,000 worth of recommended “work” effectively leaves her feeling much less worthy of a smart, thin and handsome man. Another strategy would be to tell her that her ears or feet are too big. This is pretty subjective territory. Hands are also a good target. They can be too big or “man hands.” Fat ankles are another excellent possibility.

It’s important that your critical comment(s) be targeted at her physical appearance. And while exaggerating a real flaw can work, it generally doesn’t have as much impact because she may already know about it. When she hears you point out a flaw that she’s not aware of, her self-esteem really has the potential to crumble. And it is when her self-esteem is in ruins that she becomes most vulnerable to lowering her standards.  

You will sense the implosion of her self-esteem and explosion of her insecurity through increased nervousness, shifty movements, lip-biting and other cues. This is the best time to strike, by asking her out when she feels uglier than she’s ever felt before.

Oftentimes one critical comment won’t puncture the walls of her ego. If she's really hot, you must be fully aware that she has been exposed to many years of positive attention from men. So be prepared to make constant, critical remarks about her weight, thick ankles, saggy tits, flabby ass, fat thighs, and anything about her stomach. They shouldn’t be entirely true but they shouldn’t be obviously false either.

If you perform well, she’ll be so dazed, insecure and vulnerable that she won’t notice that you’re stupid, fat and/or ugly. Be warned, however, that the occasional woman may fight back when criticized. If you say that she has fat ankles, for example, be prepared to hear her say something like, “But you’re stupid, fat and ugly.”

Once you get a first date, you're on your own...but one rule remains: learn how to eat pussy. If you do it right, she may never care that you're stupid, fat and/or ugly. If you do it wrong, she may suddenly become aware of just how stupid, fat and/or ugly you really are.

If this method fails, your only other chance is to become rich and/or famous. Good luck.

NOTE: While men are reading Time, Sports Illustrated, Field & Stream, Guns & Ammo or Car & Driver, women are often reading advanced gender warfare magazines like Cosmo, Glamour and Vogue. As men learn about a new BMW, NFL coach, gun or fly rod, women often devour stories like, “New Divorce Tactics—Don’t Settle for Half, Get Five-eighths or More!” or “Ten Ways to Get Him to Spend a Lot of Money on You Right Before You Dump Him” or finally, “Yes, Dear, Yes, Dear: Hypnotize Your Husband While He Masturbates in the Shower!”

This is me. I'm unemployed.

My fiancée: She's a lawyer and she supports me! Every couple days I tell her her toes are too long.

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