All it took was the right person and the right prayer.

Anita Williams is a stay-at-home mom and a devout Evangelical Christian. Early this morning, while ironing, she watched a report on results of a poll by FOX News.

The poll found that Republicans (74 percent) are twice as likely as Democrats (37 percent) to have included the President in their prayers.

As a proud Republican, Williams unplugged her iron and took a moment to pray for President Bush. She returned to finish her ironing, and then glanced back at the TV.

“I dropped my iron and burned my leg,” Williams said about the flashing FOX News Alert that stated “BREAKING NEWS: WAR ENDS IN IRAQ, BUSH FINDS PATH TO PEACE. TROOPS TO BEGIN WITHDRAWL…MORE TO COME…”

Many expect that Williams will receive the Nobel Peace Prize, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and every award the President can give a citizen, even the Presidential Award for Mathematics and Science Teaching.

Williams felt no pain from the burn on her leg, only peace. She had never lost faith in the war, the President or god.

“That’s why everyone should pray and become a Republican,” Dick Cheney’s office was quick to write in a press release.

President Bush will speak tonight at 9 PM from the Oval Office wearing a huge golden cross around his neck.

Editor's Note: The Gay Black Jew believes that if you pray, you're just wasting time talking to yourself. God is like Santa Claus for adults and the Bible was written by people who knew far less about the world than we do today.

HOW CAN MANKIND MAKE PROGRESS WITH A RUSTY ANCHOR IN THE PAST? WITH RELIGION, WE CAN’T.

Neil Young sInging Lennon's "Imagine" during a benefit concert after 9/11...the way I'd sing it, changing 1 word:
"You" to "I" regarding the line about no possessions