Paris Hilton is not who you think...

Before she began to serve up to 45 days in jail, Paris Hilton expressed that her biggest worry is that she’ll only have up to one hour each day to watch C-SPAN. And that’s if she gets to pick the jail TV channel.

“I was, like, looking forward to watching Bradley Schlozman, former U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Missouri and senior official in the Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division, testify today, like, in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. I think he may be the key to, like, the whole Attorney General scandal, which of course I’ve been, like, following very closely,” Hilton said yesterday.

With little or no opportunities to watch her beloved C-SPAN, Hilton plans on hours playing Sudoku, brushing up on international politics and reading books including War and Peace. She also hopes to learn more about yoga and spend a lot of time practicing transcendental meditation.

But her self-proclaimed addiction to C-SPAN is causing Hilton the most frustration.

“I really wanted to, like, watch the whole debate on the new immigration bill in the House and the Senate. Lindsay Lohan and I were like, totally going to be text-messaging each other during the House and Senate debate. It’s like, so hot, just watching our democracy in progress. And I’m going to miss it. Without a doubt, I’m going to, like, miss watching C-SPAN the most. It's hot.”